Headers

Headers

We either love them or hate them.

A bit like our relationship with Fifa 13.

However, i find that i loathe them more than anything...

Take the picture above for example. WTF is Barzagli doing for a start? He's a defender. For Juventus...biggest team in Italy at the moment and all i can see is a man puffing out. NO. Bullshit. 
I don't even have to check Futhead (great website btw) to see if Barzagli is bigger than Neymar, or better at heading or jumping or stronger for that matter. There is just no way he should be losing in the air...yet he's getting beat by that stump of man. Neymar's pretty good and probably not the best for this example, but if i put up a person like Adel Taarabt you'd be even more disgusted.
The point is that heading is bullshit. It's mainly filled with filth and luck. Example...i had Taarabt and Traore up top in my UT. Have you seen Traore? Dat there BBC (Big Black Cock). The man is 6 fucking 8. 6"8. That's fucking huge. Yet...Taarabt scored more headers for me than him? Standard EA logic.
What grinds my gears is that heading requires no skill. Nothing worse than playing a possession whore who guns it to the edge of the box to whip it back in for a jew header. So scummy...and what can you do?
Well to be honest not very much. But here's some very fake and cheap centre backs that may help against this fakery:

1. David Luiz (fakest bastard of the century)
2. Felipe Santana
3. Naldo
4. Kaboul
5. Diakite (tank)
6. Smalling
7. N'kolou
8. Ogbonna
9. Dede
10.Richards (Recommended to play as CB...Dat Pace, Dat BBC)



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