Last week for example, after getting a disgustingly bad free pack on the monday, with not one rare, i decided i'd been a good boy and deserved to splash out on some packs. I decided to cane in an amount equivalent to a good few days worth of food into my beloved xbox, hoping that this time i'd be mean't with someone glorious: Thiago Silva? Ribery? even someone less profitable like Van P...but nah, Fifa decided that it would be way too nice of them to give out someone like that, so who instead did i get? Wagner Love. Yeah he's good in game, he's a bit of a fake bastard, he's got black man pace and a pretty sweet haircut to top it off...but he's also worth fuck all and i've had him about 10 times before this. I wanted to rip my ball hair out.
Did this utter waste of money deter me from buying more? nah course not. Come thursday, in form Reus appeared with his 99 long shots and of course i thought i could get him. Did i nothing. And each and every week i'll go through the same ritual of quick selling the trail of terrible players that meet my eyes when they open in prayer whilst opening my packs. Oh EA you massive cunt.
Here's Ksi's pack opening from last year...genius video but his Falcao find makes me reek of envy.
Who's been your best pack find? Feel free to comment below!
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