Why does Fifa hate me?

Fifa can be a bit of a knob.

FIFA BULLSHIT
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FIFA%20bullshit
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Have you lost a goal through pure luck or fake pace?

Have you suffered a loss and it wasn't your fault?

Well i have, and i need to release my frustration somewhere other than my                    chair/wall/leg..balls.

                I want to create a blog that seeks to answer the questions everyone asks when they're 2-1 up, desperately seeking those vital 3 points and in the 90th minute concede that header that deflects of that guy and hits that other guy and of the keeper then back of that other guys dick and through the legs of that guy sucking the post...then somehow into the net.

Am i really that unlucky?

                       

Are my team autistic?

Does David Luiz have 99 pace? 

  Is this guy really that much of a c*nt?

Or low and behold, is Fifa actually scripted?

The Answer?

God knows, but it's bloody annoying.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not a pube at Fifa that blames everything else for when things go tits up, but i do often feel, when going through a losing streak, that Fifa is genuinely trying to make you lose your shit... not literally be unable to find your poo, but to get pretty damn angry.

You only have to type 'fifa bullshit' into google to see the hate flowing

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Pause. admire.

BCB. (built.class.boss)


It's okay to be erect.



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Anyway,


This blog will be the dumping ground of all bullshit Fifa has to offer, feel free to email the following to be published for the world to see and feel your pain:

•  Post-match stats (here's one from the day i started the blog)

Load of baws

• Video clips of ultimate bullshit occurring (haven't got any saved yet, but here's a scrotum tickling goal from a while back) email epic goals too if you want.

http://www.futhead.com/fifa/players/6658/ (here's a link to Vargas, the guy who scored the goal...he's a beast, buy him, love him, nurture him and he'll be scoring goals for fun)

• Or, just general rants about how Fifa, despite it being the best game in the world, is the most dickish, pain in the ass, period, jew, game to ever exist.

Hit me up at gillyhomebcb@gmail.com, i'll try be decent and get your stuff up early...it is vital everyone knows the hurt Fifa is causing as soon as possible.

Enjoy

&

Peace.

#TeamBCB