Fifahatesme Weekly Player Focus: AROUNA KONE!

We all know Fifa can be fake as fuck…

Fifa 13 takes it to new heights… if I got asked right now what was the best Fifa game of all time I would say Fifa 12. Yeah Fifa 2005 was amazing cause of the freekick cursor and the glorius players that topped the game at that time (e.g.Thierry Henry), and even the sound track was class.
But the graphics of the games dating before 2010 in this day and age are just unacceptable. Some level of fakeness and spown has to be acceptable. For one in Fifa 12 you could actually score a finesse goal. Dae geez having 99 curve and missing a simple RB & B shot (xbox).
So what can we do? Fight fakeness with fakeness…

Introducing FifaHatesMe Weekly Player Focus:

This week we’re gonna talk about Kone!!!!








Name: Arouna Kone
Nation: Ivory Coast
Club: Wigan Athletic
League: Barclays Premier League
Position: ST
Height: 6ft
Foot : Right
Weak Foot: 4 stars
Skills: 4 Stars

http://www.futhead.com/fifa/players/1475/ (here's his Futhead link if you wanna check out his stats in depth)

           Now, unlike futhead.com, I’m not gonna sit and tell you all his in games stats… no no my friend. I’m gonna tell you how fake this black mofo is (no racial) (disclosure - written by a black guy...well, almost).
Kone is a fucking bullet… the man is black, so naturally he’s an absolute gun and out paces so many people… FUT say that he has 87 pace overall… might as well make that 99 cause he ain’t getting caught on a normal fifa day (no fake morale (sluggishness when your team has VH morale) and no fake defenders – check the wall of fake to know who these are).
           He looks tiny… yet he’s 6ft. You know what that means… HEADERS. All day. Kone’s an all-round striker… much like Marco Reus… but he has more fight in him. He has a decent amount of strength about him which makes him an honorary BCB – Built Class Boss.
Kone has a hidden shooting trait of which his fellow countrymen (Drogba) used to provide in FUT. The man shoots rockets for fun… Long shots for days. He can also finesse as well… to the extent that Fifa allows this year because apparently finesse shots are near impossible from outside the box. Cheers EA.

This gem of a player only costs around 1k. C’mon… he’s a gift.


Here he is in action:

Any thoughts on Kone or who should be our next fake focus of the week? Feel free to comment below!




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