Fifahub.com: where talk of players being fake is apparently not accepted. Having posted on the forum a rather light hearted topic about players using fakery like David Luiz, Santana etc. i was met with the backlash of a moderator clearly on his period. A dedicated man to the cause of all things fifa he was and so a lengthy argument on whether some players are fake and whether pace is important in fifa ensued, with me submitting posts in between an essay i'm writing, and him submitting essays on fifa in between his half hourly vintage porn wank sessions.
Anyway, things got to the stage where we had digressed to me calling his team shit and him taking a while to reply because he was bathing his mum, but then replying with some pish about custom tactics and percentages which to the regular person who's highlight of the day doesn't include getting a new top personal best in face spunking became quite boring, and so i decided to be the mature adult and replace all my posts with how much i love fifa forums and how fun they are. This made Mr.Moderator man look bad and him and his red willy got angry and so he decided to take time out of masturbating to compile a really pretty table of our teams goal stats, which i'm sure would have got him a big gold star at his Fifa fan camp. His stats are decent and well played to him but the sheer gayness of that table and the rest of his posts gets rid of all shame i had in this cretin scoring more goals than me.
Please read and enjoy the hatred of some people at their beloved game getting slandered:
(Just logged on this morning to see he's had me kicked off the forums...diddums...so he probably deleted the post too, just incase this link leads to nothing)
http://www.fifahub.com/index.php?/topic/6653-overpowered-defenders/
If you agree with him then Fifa doesn't hate you and you should leave.. but when Giovinco outjumps your Naldo in the 90th minute don't come running back.
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Yours lollingly,
#TeamBCB
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