Everytimers!

Open goals.
We should all score them with ease. However, we don’t.
Chris Iwelumo’s miss for Scotland reminds me of some detrimental misses I have suffered in Fifa.
Fair enough EA, we’re not gonna score everything we hit, that would be unfair… call it Fifa scripting or whatever you want. But, the one thing that grinds my gears with missing open goals is CHIPPING THE BALL OVER THE DAMN GOALS. 
Observe the photo provided. Our kind friend in the yellow circle has hit a respectable shot that has given the keeper some trouble. Oh yes. He’s parried the shot… Our other friend in the red circle is set up for what we like to call an “every timer” (scoring a rebound after a parry – should happen everytime).
Now I’m thinking, “Surely… Surely… Yes. Yes. Yes. No… No! NO!!!”
Our red circled friend has somehow managed to lift the ball over the goals and hit in the direction of the black arrow provided in the picture.
Now I sit there thinking “wtf.” Why has the ball been hit over the bar? I’ll tell you why. Our friend in the red circle has attempted to CHIP THE BALL INTO OPEN GOALS.
Why? Why? WHY?
Because.
For some f*cking reason… my left index finger has managed to press down the LB button (xbox – L1 for you PS3 users). Why the hell my finger pressed that button I don’t know. There is no explanation for it. There’s no reason for that finger even being close to that button. I’m in on goal… I’m not gonna pass. So why LB? WHY?
Why does this only happen under “open goal” circumstances?
Some believe that one button bashes anxiously as they attempt to score that precious goal that they need… But whether this is solid fact, I do not know.
If we ever find out the reason this happens we’ll be the first to let you know. But, hear this fellow fifa lover/loather. You are not alone. The everytimer chip haunts us all.

Here was Iwelumo's miss that made every Scotland fan want to cry:

Not quite an 'lb'er' but still pretty fucking special.

Got any terrible misses you'd like to share?

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