Fifa hates me returns after a shite fortnight of assignment writing with its Fifa fake player focus of the week. Last time we looked at the black beast that is Arouna Kone. This week we're switching flavours and going vanilla with Coventry's answer to Wayne Rooney: GARY MCSHEFFREY! (minus the fat, re-baldness and desire for old fanny).
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Name: Gary Mcsheffrey
Nation: England
Club: Coventry City
League: Npower League 1
Position: CAM
Height: 5ft 8
Weak foot: 3 stars
Skill moves: 3 stars
Futhead link: http://www.futhead.com/fifa/players/1816/
Gary Mcsheffrey is the one and only player to have survived my FUT from my very first team back in September. This bronze sexual beast (no homo) will be the pinnacle of any bronze team, fuck the chemistry, this man has a left foot that defy's any logic EA has to offer. With the 'long shot taker' trait, long shot rating of 69 (for a bronze) and shot power of 75 you'll find yourself slotting in 40 yarders left, right and centre! Upon scoring such a beast please remember to pause and message your opponent a simple 'boom' to celebrate Gary's Glorious Goal (alliteration king).
Here's a few Mcsheffrey specials courtesy of some dude with a squeaky voice...so feel free to mute if you want to enjoy:
Now, it's not just G bomb's/G-dizzle/G slice's long shots that make you want to spuff. In looking at his stats, there's one green that stands out...balance. At a bronze level where balance gets heavily overlooked, and you find yourself with 6ft 5 tanks getting brought to their knees by little pubelets, a balance rating of 84 on a short lad like Gary means you'll be weaving your way in and out of tackles all day virtually untouched! Set yourself up nicely on the halfway line with him, slip round a few chaps and plum one in from as far out as you dare.
Here he is in my bronzebc's...average team but you don't need to buy big when you can play big with Gary:
http://www.ea.com/uk/football/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#bufszgmZTzg:360
So please, make the best Fifa decision you've made all year, take Mr Mcsheffrey under your wing and start your shooting spree.
If you score any beasts...which you will, upload them and send them to gillyhomebcb@gmail.com.
#TeamBCB
Stay tuned for our next Fifa fake player focus!
Keep the page going and click play on this video...cheers!
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