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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Aye Ok Fifa Mate.



Horrendous defeat suffered by BCB member Tiger (Stinky Steve), one of the fakest, most unwelcome stats 
Fifa has delivered. 

This went down during one of those days where Fifa decides it will hate you all day, no matter how hard you try, how shit the other guy is, how many fake bastards like Luiz you chuck in your team or how many times you fire the ball at the goals...nothing goes in and you just can't win. 
Every game becomes a losing battle against spown and your own temper.

During such days we recommend having at least one of the following handy:

- smash pad
- shoe
- vaseline
- empty bottles
- your legs
- or a flatmate that you bully

'Fifa is a cunt day'
Let it be short and as painless as possible.


#TeamBCB





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